That one time I met Dave Barry

I was asked to write copy for a letter inviting the directors of Amarillo’s BSA Health Care System to its fundraising lyceum. The speaker: Dave Barry, a man whose admiration for me was palpable when I had my photo taken with him.

An award-winning staff deserves an award-winning humorist

If you know Dave Barry, you know funny.

His fans can recite their favorite Dave Barry lines like song lyrics or movie quotes. First-time readers always find a laugh in his hilarious and accurate takes on everyday topics. He’s a newspaper columnist, the author of over 25 books, a literary rock star, the subject of a sitcom, a part-time presidential candidate…oh, and he won a Pulitzer Prize. And we’re bringing him to Amarillo. Continue reading

In which I herald glorious wonderful change

In this open letter from 2003, I try to persuade our readers not to fear our major redesign of Despite my pleas, there was some fear. Change is hard. Especially when you move the obits.

To our readers

In July of 1996, the Amarillo Globe-News took a step into the future when we launched our Web site,

It was a modest effort by today’s standards, but exciting: our reporters’ words, our photographers’ images, suddenly available to anyone, anywhere. Continue reading

Monkeys, websites, and email lists

Here’s an Amarillo Business Journal column from 2001 in which I warn readers not to let a monkey drive them home, demonstrating again my over-reliance on monkeys as sure-fire comedic devices. I also tell them websites worth visiting must have content—which was a bold stance in 2001—and encourage them to flex their expertise.

Make sure your Web site is worth visiting

If you’re a regular reader of this column (thanks, mom!), you know that one of my mottos, other than “Never let a monkey drive you home,” is this: If you want people to visit your Web site, make sure there’s something there worth visiting.

The best way to ensure that your site has a purpose is by providing content. Actually, considering that a picture of you and your cat visiting the Grand Tetons could strictly be considered “content”, let me revise that. You need to provide valuable, practical content. Continue reading

Me, basically being an Internet prophet

This appeared in a 2001-era edition of the Amarillo Business Journal. It showcases my ability to make fun of others and goad them into action.

Does your Web site serve a purpose? Send it in

Somewhere in the deep dusty recesses of your parents’ attic sit broken dreams, dashed hopes, and unfulfilled potential.

Woodburning sets unopened. Chemistry sets long neglected. A banjo you swore you’d master.

Just think of the well-rounded adult you’d be today if you could turn a plain piece of wood into an ornate welcome sign and create awe-inspiring pyrotechnic displays with potassium and water, all the while strumming “This Land is Your Land”.

You’d certainly be more interesting at parties. Continue reading